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We talk for a while, drink for a while. I must have had at least 5 beers. The next thing I remember is stumbling. Grabbing onto Brad for balance. God, what was happening to me? I was getting a really bad headache. “Samantha, are you ok?” Brad asks me. His face is becoming blurry. “I need to sit down.” I say but from my ears it sounds like I am slurring my words. Is this what being drunk feels like? He leads me to a chair. I look around the place is pretty crowded still, I look through my bag